[SDMN] Texts

Dramaaa Parody Pt. 7

"SDMN" Group Chat

April 19; 8:38 AM
[Hyrra]
sooo KSI's little brother just came up to me and tried to have a little jab at me and explain himself and his sorry excuse of a diss

[Joshau]
and???

[Hyrra]
Well firstly, he tried to play it off like he was "going easy" on us as an excuse for why he couldn't find anything to roast us on

and said he wrote the thing in one day which really doesn't help his case bc he made us wait a whole week for that shit

so to prove to him it isn't that hard to come up with quality disses in a short amount of time,

[Toby]
I don't like where this is going...

[Hyrra]
I made fun of him AGAIN in front of a whole bunch of kids in the hallway.

then I said he fucked two freshman before running away

[Toby]
HARRY

[Joshau]
we're all seniors! You just made him look a pedophile!

[Hyrra]
well... i mean,

now he wants another go at me

[Sinom]
Don't worry guys. I'll be taking care of KSI's little brother later today 😉

[Hyrra]
good, he needs to be put in his place
Sent; 8:45 AM

; 11:57 AM
[Sinom]
bop bop bop 💥🔫

ended him 💀

[Hyrra]
Simon. Fucking. Minter. Everybody

[Kiv]
👏👏👏

[Tobi]
I must admit, although I SKRRR, it was very good and very hot much fire 🔥

[Joshau]
boi you'll burn the whole school down 🔥🔥🔥

[Sinom]
thank you, thank you

[Etehan]
aw wait, I missed school today I didn't get to see it happen 😩😭

Did you spit any of the bars you were practicing at my place yesterday?

[Sinom]
a few but I threw in some hot, fresh out the oven roasts too

[Etehan]
pls do share with me 😊

[Hyrra]
"I used to go to his house, not once was the little bitch out"

[Kiv]
"Seen your dad's dick, makes me feel sick. Didn't you shower with your brother?"

[Tobi]
"Your hairline is fucked, you look like ET."

[Joshau]
21 years ago...

[Hyrra]
I WISH YOUR DAD PULLED OUT

[Joshau]
I wish youR DAD PULLED OUT

[Kiv]
I wish your dad pulled out!!!

[Etehan]
oh shit!!! 😂🔥👏

[Sinom]
GANG GANG GANG
Sent; 12:31 PM

April 20; 1:01 PM
[Etehan]
hm

[Joshau]
hm? Hm what?

[Etehan]
what do you mean 'hm what'? You know what I'm hmming hoe

[Joshau]
yeah but what about it are you specifically hmming?

[Etehan]
I can't deal with you rn peasant

[Joshau]
don't speak to your father that way

[Etehan]
lol sorry m9

NAHWAYS

*ANYWAYS

[Sinom]
JJ's diss track was...????

Sick flow but umm 😐

[Etehan]
WHERE WERE THE DISSES

[Hyrra]
JJ hasn't got more than 2 decent disses in him

[Etehan]
fat fat fat. Irrelevant. Oh and did he mention he's more popular??

[Sinom]
boring! 😴

[Hyrra]
bring on the real shots bitch boy

I hear u click click clacking but where's the bullet holes? My boy Behz still standing

[Etehan]
he said not to make a comeback but you know I'm out here hittin' the stu.

[Kiv]
maybe I should too...? 🤔

[Toby]
I'll pee myself if you do 😂
Sent; 1:39 PM

; 11:09 PM
[Joshau]
actually my favorite line from Simon was, "Jake Paul's my dad"
Sent; 11:09 PM