[SDMN] Texts

At da club

Miniminer 2 Calfuckboy

[Minter]
help meee!!

[Calfridge]
why r u texting me?

we're in the same room

[Minter]
there's this girl trying to hit on me and I don't know how to get away

[Calfridge]
why do u need MY help ?

[Minter]
because you know how awkward I am around humans of the female gender

besides she's a ginger and I'm not crazy about them

[Calfridge]
... but im a ginger ...

[Minter]
exactly

[Calfridge]
do u want my help or not

[Minter]
I do! I do! Sorry

jeez this is convo so cringy

cal???

NO SHES TOUCHING MY KNEE IN A SEDUCTIVE WAY

[Calfridge]
just have a one night stand

u never get this kind of an opportunity

[Minter]
I don't do one nighters

I'm lonely not desperate

[Calfridge]
all I want to do is dance with hot girls and ur killing my vibe man

[Minter]
I'm showing her zero interest and she's being creepily persistent

[Calfridge]
FUCKING FINE

what do u want me to do??

[Minter]
you can talk to girls. Distract her, flirt

[Calfridge]
why don't u just say u have to use restrooms¿

[Minter]
ohhhhh that's a good idea 💡

thank you! I'm free now