[SDMN] Texts

SDMN Dramaaa parody

*takes place in high school*

SDMN (Group Chat)

"JJ" left "SDMN"

April 6; 10:22 PM
[Joshau]
it's official boiiiiiiiisss

he's left our friendship circle

[Toby]
this is mad

how could he just betray us like this?

[Etehan]
ikr??!?! traitor

[Toby]
without telling us?

he just parred us in class last week and then everyone in school started these crazy rumors

[Joshau]
we just had to pretend like it was jokes

BUT ITS NOT ANYMORE

[Sinom]
the whole school is gonna flip tomorrow when they see him rolling with Rice 🍚

[Hyrra]
how could he leave us for Rice and his shitty "friends" ?

[Joshau]
bc they're more popular than us...

[Kiv]
we're highkey irrelevant in school rn

[Etehan]
why is JJ coming @ me on snapchat?

[Kiv]
huh?

[Etehan]
look at his latest snap story!!

BRUUUUVVV

IM GONNA GET MAD SHIT TOMORROW

WHAT DID I DO TO HIM?

[Toby]
wtf??!?

that's messed up

[Sinom]
I've been his best friend since first grade and now he's saying "fuck the Sidemen" ¿?

[Hyrra]
biggest backstabber of 2017

[Kiv]
what r we supposed to do without JJ? He made us

[Etehan]
yeah, arw we just the "men" now? 💁

[Sinom]
guys we can't let everyone think we need him

April 7; 5:46 PM
[Sinom]
Vik said last night "we're highkey irrelevant in school rn"

LOL NOT ANYMORE

[Joshau]
not with this drama! We're popular again 🔥😎

[Toby]
I kinda wish everyone would stop asking me about JJ

Like I don't know what is going on in his head!!

[Sinom]
no one can help you that Tobi

just play along with it

you'll have to get used to it now that we're one the most popular group of people

*one of

[Kiv]
that Keem kid is going to be feeding off of our drama

[Sinom]
there's three popular groups rn

Team 10

Rice's gang

and us

[Etehan]
wait there's an extra seat at your guys lunch table now. Can I take it?

[Joshau]
yeah. I'm gonna take JJ's it has a killer view of the lunch room

I'll take a pic of me sitting in his seat and post it on Instagram
Sent; 6:15 PM

April 8; 11:26 AM
[Joshau]
Rice is trying flex💪

He's buying JJ all this stuff for lunch with his own ca$h

[Etehan]
Dickhead 🖕

I've been getting so much shît today bc of what JJ said about me
Sent; 11:34 AM

; 9:43 PM
[Kiv]
SIMON

WHAT ARE U DOING 😡

YOUR MAKING IT WORSE WITH YOUR DUMB TWITTER BEEF

[Etehan]
wait what?

ONG

*OMG

[Toby]
That's long fam

[Sinom]
Deji started it!

[Joshau]
no! U @'d him first

[Sinom]
he's been asking people around school which group he should join

I just happened to put my opinion in the public's eye

[Joshau]
so then he didn't start it technically

[Sinom]
fine. I did. But it'll make us even more popular/relevant

[Hyrra]
the school is becoming more and more divided bc of us

it's like a civil war

[Sinom]
LMAO

Deji just DM'd me saying I should watch out bc he's gonna "roast me in front of the whole school" tomorrow

[Etehan]
dear lord

[Sinom]
yeah right

he'll do nottin' 😂😂

[Hyrra]
look what your novel of a twitter beef has gotten us into!!

[Etehan]
we need some backup

and I know just who to call... 😈

"CaXXul" has been added to "SDMN"

To be continued...