"it started with a burrito" capndesdes x reader

Neck dances

I woke up litterly tangled in Destery's legs. I turned my head to see if he was awake but he wasn't he was sleeping peacefully! Well i got locked out of my apartment and ended up here hm nice. You were lost in your thoughts when suddenly mister sleepy head decided to wake the hell up!
"Good morning y/n." He said blinking violently trying to wake up all the way
"More like afternoon." You say sarcastically.
"What time is it?!?" He says way more awoken then he was before.
"Umm like 3:00..I've been up for two hours but I didn't want to wake you up so I let you sleep..you actually sound like a kitty when you're asleep...that sounded really creepy..ugh" you said while mentally face palming as hard as possible
He chuckled "I'm gonna go make breakfast okay."
"Yeet boiii" you squeal.
~la time skip brought to you by Desterys 38th qna video~
"So do you want me to get a hotel?" You ask very nervously for some odd reason
"Nah bro you can stay here enless you don't want to." He had hope in his voice saying that like he wanted you to stay so you just started scrolling through your instagram feed.
Destery's (POV)
I'm scrolling through twitter when all of a sudden I see a tweet that has a link to some stupid quiz so I hit it. My phone is being as slow as balls so I just sit and stare at Y/N's face for awhile. I admire everything every little perfect thing. I see her turn my way so I hurry and look at my phone the quiz loaded so I read the quiz name. "How far away is your soul mate" this is probably a troll but I like quizzes so oh well. After hitting a few answeres I wait for the results then a God d@/\/

add pops up. I look to my side and Y/N is playing with filters on snap chat I photo bomb her on the dog one and I love the way it turned out cause it looks like I'm licking her face which is very funny when you see the face she's trying to pull of.
Your (POV)
After destery freaking photobombing my sexy af selfie I looked at him he gasped and I looked at his phone it said right next to you I don't know what the hell was going on so I just kept watching snap chat story's.
~a funky time skip by some funky lettuce ~(-.-)~ ~
You and destery desided to head out and get some dinner cause you were hungry as hell and thirstyyyy.
"So um do you want me to sleep on the couch tonight or what?" You ask your voice raspy as hellll.
"No you can sleep in my bed again if you want I can sleep on the couc..."
"No" you cut him off
"I feel safe in your arms I wouldn't mind you staying with me...oh god did I say that out loud!"
"It's okay I feel the same way."
~time skippy skip~
We walked into a Mexican restaurant and destery instantly started doing his famous "neck dance" and I practically fell to the ground laughing.
"How many?" The waitress asked unpaitianly
"Um 2" destery said holding out a two in her face
"Fallow me" she said with annoyance.
We got to the table and um let's just say it was a lot more fancier then I had originally planned it would be.
"Is there something wrong?" Destery said in a marrio accent
"No and that's Italian we're in a Spanish restaurant." You said trying not to die by laughter
"Umm I would try but I think that me just trying would make me look racists."
"Well okay then!" You we're laughing so hard you let out a little snort then instantly stoped and widened your eyes. Did I seriously just do that #facepalm
Desterys (POV)
Oh mi god aweeee that was adorable I know it was a snort but it was still cute as heck.
Your (POV)
"GIMMIE FOOD!" You said as the waiter came by.
"YEEEESSS FOOD IS GOOD FOOD IS GREAT I LOVE FOOD!!!!"
"You must be happy." He said laughing
"UM YES FOOD IS LIKE EVERYTHING ILL EAT IT ANYDAY!!!"
~a groovy time shkip brought to you by men who just don't know what they did (Valentine's Day qna)~
We are back to the apartment and I'm exhausted we had a long day of doing nothing ugh.!.!.
"Sleepy?" He asks cleerly curious.
"Very!" You shout
Y'all cuddle up and go to sleep till the next morning.