Slytherin: Alright *turns to Gryffindor* punch me.
Gryffindor: I'm sorry, what?
Slytherin: Can't you hear? Punch me in the face.
Gryffindor: I always hear 'punch me in the face' while talking to you, but it's usually just subtext.
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Incorrect Hogwarts Quotes #2
RandomLook it's a long series, who's to know they didn't say these things??? *NOTE* Not all of these are mine, I got most off of tumblr
