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Peter: I want to grow a beard

Sirius: It's like James and Lily ; not likely to happen

James: Hey!

Sirius: Tell me otherwise

James: Well, if you must know.. Lily and I kinda had a thing last night

Sirius: Really?

Peter: What happened?

James: It was right after potions, she and I were alone in the classroom and we had.. eye contact

Remus: Eye contact? I hope you were using protection

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