"Boys are cheats and liars, they're such a big disgrace. They will tell you anything to get to second base... ball, baseball he thinks he's gonna score. If you let him go all the way then you are a hor... ticulture studies flowers, geologist studies rocks. The only thing a guy wants from you is a place to put his cock... roaches, beetles, butterflies and bugs. Nothing makes him happier than a giant pair of jug... glers and acrobats, a dancing bear named Chuck. All guys really want to do is - forget it, no such luck."
------Pansy and Daphne [playing a hand clapping game in the Slytherin common room]
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Incorrect Hogwarts Quotes #2
RandomLook it's a long series, who's to know they didn't say these things??? *NOTE* Not all of these are mine, I got most off of tumblr
