ZODIAC SIGNS (Compilation Of Zodiac Posts) - Discontinued

They Will:

Note: These are kinda evil >:)

Aries: Throw all your personal items at your car, hack your Facebook and announce your actions to the world

Taurus: Put itching powder in all your clothes and casually continues to date you (to watch your personal demise)

Gemini: Give your computer a virus and throw deviled eggs at your house

Cancer: Call your f*cking mom to tell her what a major ass disappointment your are

Leo: Threaten you with public humiliation and spend all the money in your bank account without thought

Virgo: Stalk you to understand what they did to make you cheat (but will decide that you're just an a**hole) and smear peanut butter in your hard drive

Libra: Sell your information to a sketchy website and allow 14 year olds to use your ID to get wine coolers (but what if the ID is non-transferable?)

Scorpio: Smile and walks away (*you go mysteriously missing 3 days later)

Sagittarius: Leave and never look back So far the least evil thing

Capricorn: Pretends like nothing happened, then tell all their friends that you died in a car accident

Aquarius: Text you 90 times telling you what a loser you are, then blocks your number

Pisces: Stare at a wall for a day wondering what they did wrong, burn your house down and assumes the entire thing was a dream

Man, I want to make some illustrations for this 😅