ZODIAC SIGNS (Compilation Of Zodiac Posts) - Discontinued

What The Signs Call Their PERIOD

Aries: Shark Week

Taurus: The Red Sea

Gemini: The Uterus Ninja

Cancer: Vampire Seduction

Leo: Code Red

Virgo: Leak Week

Libra: Mother Nature's Gift ha...ha...ga

Scorpio: Satan's Waterfall

Sagittarius: The Crimson Wave

Capricorn: Bloody Mary (What?)

Aquarius: Dracula's Tea Bag

Pisces: Painting The Roses Red

(It's now obvious why I posted it.)