Pick-Up Lines The Signs Would Use

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by berylb3rry

by berylb3rry

Aries: I'm feeling a bit off today. Would you like to turn me on? Kinky... ;)

Taurus: Someone tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample? ._.

Gemini: Why don't we measure the coeffiecent of static friction between me & you? This is a pick-up line that can be used by my schoolmates xDDDD

Cancer: Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the person I'm going to marry geez... ._.

Leo: Do you believe in love in first sight or should I walk by again?

Virgo: Babe, you must be a broom, cuz you just swept me off my feet

Libra: Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon 🌞🌚

Scorpio: Your piece or mine? ;)

Sagittarius: All those curves...and me with no brakes o.O

Capricorn: Hi, I make more money than you can spend I MUST MARRY A CAP THEN HAHAHA 😈

Aquarius: You fascinate more fundamental theorem of calculus
Can anyone tell me wtf is this? I'm just freshie, so yah...xD

Pisces: Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside? Doesn't seem a pick-up line tbh HAHAHA jkjk😂