Ethan: BABY GET YOU ASS HOME NOW!!
Grayson: omg we have established this, I am the boss.
Ethan: GRAYSON FOR REAL!
Ethan: PLEASE COME HOME I NEED YOU HDUKSBXI
Ethan: I CANT LEAVE MY ROOM
Grayson: why?
Ethan: THERE IS A FREAKING SNAKE OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR HNNDM
Grayson: hey! That 'snake' has a name you rude ass.
Grayson: his name is Pearoy
Grayson: he is our new pet
Grayson: since you wouldn't let me have a dog
Grayson: do you like him?
Ethan: HELL NO GRAYSON! COME HOME AND GET HIM NOW!!
Grayson: can you say "please my master"
Ethan: no.
Grayson: then no I can't come home
Ethan: FUCK! Fine
Ethan: please my master
Grayson: I will be home in a bit
20 minutes later
Ethan: where the hell are you??
Ethan: you said you would be here in a bit
Grayson: well I was almost home
Ethan: but?
Grayson: my friends from the corner wanted to go get ice cream.
Ethan: ohmygod your hanging with the prostitutes from the end of our street again?
Grayson: their my friends you dick douche
Grayson: don't be a brat and I will buy you some ice cream.
Ethan: ....
Grayson: good. Now what do you want?
Ethan: cookie dough..
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"Wtf Gray" // Grethan
FanfictionRandom text messages between Ethan and Grayson. ||This is dry humor that is mostly sexual so if you don't like that then I don't think this book is for you||
