jomion wolks into da cafent and lookd ar ound. "omg wow ae sthetic my tumblr bitches will love this shit" he walks tk the c o u n t e r to order his goshing d r i n k.
"iced csramel macchiato with vanilla swirl hint of whipped cream chocolate sprinkles thrown in, little bit of honeysuckle, just a pinch of cinnamon, and a whole bag of sugar, thx babe." he walks away and sits down on his two pretty gigantic fat t h i c c 🅱️ glo b e s aka his fokcin ass!
when jimin sat down he didint notic ethere was already a dildo sitting on the chair, it went tstraight through his pants and pre tty panties and into his ass!!! wow jimin mo sne d out r ly loud bc it went in his ass and super smash bros'd him. yoongi lookedededt at jimboi in much shurpriose bc ong he jsut sat on a dildo?!?!not clickbait!!!
he walks over tk help the young man, but soon r ealizes that jimbin was now F UCKING HISMEMF WITH RHE DILDONG! jombi takes out his camera and strats r ecordibf. "om-hi g gg-g-g-g-guys idk wh-w-w-w-hehwh-what-wha-wh-ww-what halppend but i-i-i-i-*aaccidentallyl sat on thisdildo and joe ic ant he-help my s-eself from b o u n c i n g on this sw-s-s-s-s-sw-s-s-sweet delicous ve ry real fe aling amazif dildong!.!.!n! ahahahahhhhh ahhh! ohhhh ahhh!" jimjn w a shaving too mu ch fun! bu t finally jimin was pusjed off kf the chaur.............but by who? yoo ngi had not touche d him?!?!
but then they realzkedzzzzz it was not a didldo? it was a pershun!!! "o mg rapmonster?! rapmon my rap daddy hi ir here ogmgmgmmgmtmgmgbhey op per hy ung unkers arent guna bel i eve this." namjoson runs out kf fhe cafe spilling his drink all over yoinfis shirt so a k i n f him in co ff we and reports rap e tk da popopipo-p-p-0o-po-poilice.
yoongi picks jimbsyoon up snd puts his diga dkng inside hi m bc ong that was hot jiombfyun had niceu hut but hope hes nkt a snake bc hobichan do not like snakeu~
jimfgin gkt ardesyed fkr rape
then caught an std in prison
fjneral wus sad ;(
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o mg th ank s fod r ewsidjnnggg i weiruked r eally ahrd
