It was an average day for Frank,he had just eaten a nice balanced lunch and kissed his girlfriend Eva. Nothing was out of the ordinary for him. Frank was about to do a usual video about emo Music.ily when he realized he had gotten a notifacation from Twitter. "Brendon Urie followed me!" Frank squealed and gasped in excitement. Frank had to postpone the average video to dance in his room to a Panic! At the Disco song in glee. He then couldn't believe his eyes, "Omg They sent me a DM" Frank shouted into the air. Eva, whom was sitting beside him couldn't believe it either. Eva patted frank on the back and left to get some Starbucks. Frank then, as Eva left received a message from Brendon saying "I really like your channel, I'm a huge fan. Would you like to meet?" Frank dropped his phone and sighed in disbelief. "Is this real?" Frank muttered to himself. Frank then double checked and replied "Yes, Were do you want to meet?" Brendon told him to meet at his hotel room. Frank then texted Eva of the news and was not worried, as Eva was unaware of what frank and Brendon would be doing in that hotel room.
Frank arrived to the hotel room and Brendon hugged Frank tightly and invited him in. Frank was not sure how to respond and was basically just going through the motion as adrenalin rushed through his head. Frank thought to himself, "not only does he know who I am but hes also inviting me into his room!" Such an intimate place. Frank was zombified and couldn't think. Suddenly, Brendon started stripping down and kissing Frank passionately on the lips as Ke$ha songs played in the background. Frank was so confused but thought to himself "Why fight it?" Brendon whispered in Frank's ear "Do you wanna see my unicorn?" Frank thought unicorn was a uphamism for big throbbing penis when suddenly, a unicorn arose from Brendons belt buckle! Frank started vomiting glitter into the unicorns mouth and Brendon squealed "Oh my God this is amazing!" When Frank realized what was going on he yelled in fear. Brendon then gently placed his index finger on Frank's lips and said "shhh, just let it be" The unicorn arose and picked Frank up with his muzzle and set frank on his back. Brendon hopped on and yelled "Away we go!"
Frank and Brendon rode the unicorns back to a far away land with seas of unicorn semen and glitter fields. Frank and Brendon vomited glitter into each others ears and groped passionately. Brendon stripped Frank and they made love while Ke$ha arose from Brendon's crotch and cried diamonds while singing Tic Tock. Clouds of Billy Ray Cirus's tears pored on everyone as they yelled in glee. Unicorns, elves and dolphins from all across the mysterious land came to watch Brendon and Frank enjoy lapping up each others forehead sweat while continuing to grope. O.J Simpson appeared from the unicorn semen ocean and clapped for them and yeesus popped out of the sky to congratulate them. Ke$ha, O.J, Frank, Brendon and the unicorn all lived happily ever after.
The End
