Me: Sorry cant come to your house today.
Friend: Why?
Me: I got detention.
Friend: What did you do....?
Me: The teacher pointed the ruler at me and said the person at the end of this ruler is stupid. Then I asked which end of the ruler?
Friend: This is why you are my friend.
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