Susan Boyle Joel Olsteen and Bruce Jenner a love triangle

Gingy

From the fire susan could smell raw eggs and lemons. She knew who it was, her son gingy! He was an odd boy with little to no friends. He had quite some flab and flaming ginger hair. She loved him anyways.

"Gingy! Help me! PUT THE GOD DAMN EGGS DOWN AND SAVE ME!!!"

"Come on Mom i'm trying to beat my record"

"GINGY YOU GINGALICIOUS BASTARD SAVE ME GOD DAMNIT!"

"Fine, fine im coming!" He runs over to his mother with his flab getting scorched along the way. He drags her out as she turns in to a beluga whale."

"Damnit Mom your crushing my eggs!"

"Gingy go get the stuff!"

"Fine mom but the ravioli is probably burned."

"I dont care you faggot i need it to get out of beluga form!" Gingy runs in to the burning house as quickly as he could-which was not a very good idea.