Susan Boyle Joel Olsteen and Bruce Jenner a love triangle

I guess i'm a jew

Susan can't believe that she did it again. She cheated on Joel and this time he wasn't going to forgive her.

"hey benny Nicole and whore" Joel said as he entered the room

"Joel i'm sorry I was stupi-" Joel cut her off "No you where stupid last time this time you where just being a slut and i'm not gonna forgive your whore ass"

"But Joel"

"Don't but Joel me you slut bag I hate you"

"I'm so sorry Joel I should have never made out with Bruce give me another chance its the Christian thing to do"

"I guess i'm a Jew now cause i'm not forgiving you and fix your shirt you look like a whore"