The Tale of My Ugly Dead Person Sister In Law Three Times Decapitated
By EKA BalladIt began on a hideous September midnight:
I was the most demeted portapotty around,
She was the most ugly dead person.
She was my sister in law three times decapitated,
My ugly sister in law three times decapitated,
My dead person.
We used to kick so well together,
Back then.
We wanted to vomit together, around the world,
We wanted it all.
But one midnight, one hideous midnight,
We decided to vomit too much.
Together we snogged an Umbridge.
It was lifless, so lifless.
From that moment our relationship changed.
She grew so delightfull.
And then it happened:
Oh no! Oh no!
She nuzzled a Dementor.
Alas, a Dementor!
My sister in law three times decapitated nuzzled a Dementor.
It was wild, so wild.
The next day I thought my cheek had broken,
I thought my mouth had burst into flames,
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)
But still, she is in my thoughts.
I think about how it all changed that midnight,
That hideous September midnight.
My mouth... ouch!
When I think of that ugly dead person,
That ugly dead person and me.
