I LIED WE HAVE WIFI
HELL YEAH
DO YOU WANT SOME QUOTES FROM LAST TRIP IN VERMONT
*throws them at you*
"Have you ever wondered what it would be like to have sex with an egg?"
*to the tune of a whole new world* "I can show you the d"
"I can put it your butt"
*to the tune of whole new world* "I can give you anal"
"LLAma paRKING ONLY??"
"*intensely plays all I want for Christmas is you*"
"Do you want to deepthroat the hot dog"
"I'm gonna have to get one just for that"
"They're not cabins, they're condoms"
"After deepthroat im showing you that song"
"*squirts you with goat milk*"
"Ashes only??"
"Yes because kids are gonna smoke"
"jaKE- DONT VAPE ON THE BUS
*groan*"
"I want the fucking llamas"
"Not like
Fucking llamas
But
The fucking llamas"
"I think I'm high
No
Wait
I'm drunk
I think I'm drunk"
"Tits are out, look away or don't I don't care"
"What are you *cough* Jacob Sartorius"
"Jacob Saggytits"
"KEEP YOUR BULLETS TO YOURSELF"
"whO WANTS A POP TART"
"we saw you openly scratching your balls. right in front of us."
"YO THERE'S A HOLE IN MY FOOT"
"Look at their lamp"
"It looks like a pie"
"*pats thigh*"
"That's what genuine friendship sounds like"
"Wacky tobacky. Devil's lettuce."
"he almOST SLOTTED IT BRO"
"bro i should've taken my bra off"
"I KNEW THEY WERE GROWING WEED"
"THERE'S OREGANO"
"I wonder
What someone high
Thinks of fireworks"
"I probably look like a druggie to everyone"
"WHO HAS ALL THE POWER NOW"
"If my face didn't exist
I'd be way more attractive"
"My boob is so soft I don't want to stop touching it"
"Scrambled my shoes"
"Spank my knees daddy"
"*smacks*"
"Oh my"
"stOP TOUCHING MY NIPPLES"
"Fuck my raspberry"
"Holy gay"
"You think baseball is gay??"
"Sticks are for dicks"
"57 varieties
Put it up your ass"
"Touch my knees daddy"
"Naughty naughty clavicle"
"MMM- Good day, ice cream in the belly"
"I just realized I haven't pooped in two days"
"Oh I thought that was a mirror, I was looking at myself for 2 minutes"
"Drama is gay"
"I usually eat oranges in the shower"
"10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Penis."
"That's sexy"
"He pronounced way too spicy wrong"
"BOB ROOOOSSSSSS"
"His dabbing paint onto a canvas makes better art than mine"
"BOI YOU KNOW I GOT THESE MEATY BALLS"
"THEY WERE THE FIRST PEOPLE TO ROAST A CHICKEN GOD DAMNIT"
"MY EYES ARE SO DRY"
"HARRIS MAKES MEMES??"
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"its garnet"
"I'm gonna make you orgasm in the middle of class"
"Have my nail clippings"
"Do people have cankle fetishes"
"WALK AROUND ALL DAY IN WET SOCKS"
"STOP EATING ASS"
"I need to never eat chicken fingers and french fries again"
"emo zendaya"
"Stop clenching you butt cheeks"
"Pregnance is for sinners"
I would post art but it's like 12:30 am and just no bye
~Capt.
