Okay, so, I just went to update the story, and saw the total read count.
And choked on an egg.
6k views?!
384 votes?
383 comments?
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Holy Schnitzel
Guys
Just
HOW
I must give you something. What do you want :3 Tell me and I will try my best :3
Okay, onto the story!
A note played over the stereo, and you instantly looked up from your book. A grin grew on your face, similar to the grin on B/F/N's face. Jake noticed and his eyes widened. "Oh no."
"What?" MiM asked, noticing the looks you are B/F/N were giving each other. A guitar started playing, and you both instantly jumped up.
"Woohoohoo!" They both sang, pointing at each other. "Woohoohoo!"
"Debbie just hit the wall! She never had it all. One Prozac a day, Husbands a CPA!
Her dreams went out the door! When she turned twenty four. Only been with one man, What happened to her plan?
She was gonna be an actress! She was gonna be a star! She was gonna shake her ass On the hood of White Snake's car!
Her yellow SUV, is now the enemy! Looks at her average life, And nothing has been alright!
Since Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, Way before Nirvana! There was U2 and Blondie, And music still on M-T-V!
Her two kids in high school, They tell her that she's uncool 'Cause she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985!
Woohoohoo! (1985) Woohoohoo!
She's seen all the classics! She knows every line! Breakfast Club, Pretty In Pink! Even Saint Elmo's Fire!
