*Dead heads off into the woods after the battle with Salamander*
Dead: Now I'm hungry again... I've gotta find something to eat...
*a shadow quickly ran passed me in a flash*
Dead: Wolfy wtf was that?
*Wolfy the guardian of the 4th realm responds*
Wolfy: That was a god... Not any normal god...
Dead: It's still normal because they all get the same beat down..
Wolfy: Wanna put your money were you mouth is tough guy?
Dead: I'd do that anytime... I'd bet I could do this no hands
*Wolfy bursts out a laugh*
Wolfy: Don't get ya hopes up yet kid...it's a god it's evenly match with you for some reason... I feel demon blood also...
*Dead takes one step and gets his head cut off by the Demon*
Dead: I'M TIRED OF EVERYONE AIMING FOR MY HEAD
Wolfy: I'm tired of just being in your head... And soul..
???: What are you!
Dead: Me? I'm a movie star *Signs its mask with a sharpie marker* Here's my autograph.. now scram!
*??? Blushes and Runs away*
Wolfy: Dead it was a chic..
Dead: wait what... How'd you know that?
Wolfy: I saw her panty.. It's a girl...
Dead: Pervert
Wolfy: Hearing that from the one and only master pervert himself...yea sounds nice...
*Wolfy Controls Dead to kill 50 Gods in one hit*
Dead: I WAS GONNA DO THAT!
Wolfy: Your brain is always 6 seconds behind time...
Dead: Shut up...
Wolfy: But still she had blue hair... And seems to be a reaper... And she seems a lot like you!
Dead: Could it be?
YOU ARE READING
BackStory Of DEADPOOLKING
WerewolfIT SHOWS HOW FREAKING AWESOME I CAN BE... AND HOW BADASS I AM... And where I come from... So don't mess with me unless you have a back up plan..
