*Salamander cuts my head off but it grows back*
Dead: Try again, this time Be more kind to me...
Salamander: DON'T YOU DARE MOCK ME DEAD
*Salamander turns into a Demonic Angel*
Salamander: You won't survive this one...
*Salamander blasts nuclear missiles from his hands*
Dead: FINALLY SOME FOOD
*Dead eats all the missiles and gets exploded to bits*
Salamander: That's what I thought... DumbAss tried to eat my missiles... Such a fool...
*Dead appears out of nowhere behind Salamander eating a whole watermelon*
Dead: Oh hey Salamander... Want a bite?
*Salamander has the look of disbelief on his face*
Salamander: B-b-bu-u-t-t
Dead: You're looking at a God bruh.. I killed Satan remember? He's maybe still alive crawling and killing for powers... The dude is weak...
Salamander: Y-y-you were blown to bits...
Dead: Yea I was for a second.. Then that missile left an awful taste on my tongue so I wanted to taste something new...
*Salamander throws his nuclear lasers and teleported behind me then cut open my heart and brain*
*Dead regenerates from his wounds in a second*
Dead: Okay now you're just pissing me off...
*Dead break every single bone in Salamander body by holding his hand*
*Dead turns into a demon Lord and looks him in the eye with a death stare* If you EVER DISTURB ME DURING A MEAL AGAIN I SWEAR ON YOUR NAME YOU'RE AS GOOD AS DEAD
*Salamander losses his transformation and nods without hesitation*
Salamander: Yes Dead... I promise it won't happen again
Dead: Cool
*Dead turns back into a werewolf*
Dead: And Salamander... That's just a warm up on what I can do
*Salamander shakes in fear of Dead*
ČTEŠ
BackStory Of DEADPOOLKING
VlkodlaciIT SHOWS HOW FREAKING AWESOME I CAN BE... AND HOW BADASS I AM... And where I come from... So don't mess with me unless you have a back up plan..
