Social media~
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Ryu:Hey
Joker: Hey Ryu! ^v^Ryu: I was doing just fine before I met
youJoker: W-wha?
Ryu: I drank too much
and that's an
issueJoker: Drink!?😨 Ryu, you drink water!
Ryu: But I'm okay
Joker: Really? That's a relief....thug life has taken over you huh?😡
Ryu: Hey
Joker: Uh...
Ryu: Tell your friends it was
nice to meet themJoker: My friends are your friends to Ryu, I'm sure they know that....
Ryu: But I hope I never see
them againJoker: What!? Why?😢
Ryu: I know it breaks your heart
Joker: Are you leaving us!? T^T
Ryu: Moved to the city in a
broke down carJoker: Your car broke down!? Where
are you!? I'll helpRyu: And four years, no calls
Joker: Heh?
Ryu: Now you're looking pretty
in a hotel barJoker: Wha? I'm in skyjoker and you
haven't answered me!Ryu: And I-I-I-I-I can't stop
Joker: Can't stop what?
Ryu: No I-I-I-I-I can't stop
Joker: Can't stop what!?😡
Ryu: So baby pull me closer
Joker: B-baby!? C-closer!? 0///0
Ryu: In the backseat of your Rover
Joker: I don't have a Rover
Ryu: That I know you can't afford
Joker: I SO can! Well... I need to
sacrifice one of my treasures..Ryu: Bite that tattoo on your
shoulderJoker: Heh? I don't have tattoo
Ryu: Pull the sheets right off the
cornerJoker: You're not making any sense
Ryu: Of the mattress that you stole
Joker: I didn't and don't steal any
mattressesRyu: From your roommate back in
BoulderJoker: Seriously man, you okay?
Ryu: We ain't ever getting older
Joker: Uhh.. Yeah we are.. And it sucks
Ryu: We ain't ever getting older
Joker: Uhh....I just said that we are
Ryu: No, we ain't ever getting
olderJoker: OK WE'RE NOT! NO NEED TO
REPEAT!😡Ryu: Pfft.... Hahahahaha
Joker: Huh?
Ryu: Dude you are hilarious and
seriously dense X'DJoker: ???
Ryu: You know the song closer
right?Joker: Kinda..
Ryu: I just did a lyrical prank on
ya XDJoker: ....
Ryu: Falalalala Trollala~
Joker: That broke my heart...
Ryu: Hehe sowy :3
Joker: ......
Ryu: Sigh... Fine, let's go get
Ice-cream or
somethingJoker: Yay! Wait.. Your treat right?
*puppy eyes*Ryu: Yeah2 (¬_¬)
Joker: Yes! Usual shop?
Ryu: Usual shop.
Joker: See you then~♡
Ryu: (¬_¬)
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Lyrical prank stats:Pranker: Ryu
Target: Kaitou Joker
Song: Closer
Result(s): Success! 🎉🎊
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Thx for reading guys! Tell me at the comments below and vote if I should make a part....two!? 0Δ0 heheh just kidding, I'm not shock at all ^^; and one more thing. Ryu only has a slight crush on Joker, so don't get jealous or mad.. I'm just saying. She supports everyone who likes Joker...well, depends on the behavior... Why am I telling you guys this?
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Next target: Shadow Joker
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