SasuSaku & Joker x Queen

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Wassup yo! Its me author with another shipment requested by Neko_Milk_Tea and Emu_san_. Thanks guys! Lets begin! (P.s I won't add OCs...well maybe just M...cause i'll need them in a different chappie. Sorry)
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Phone ringing*

Ryu: (Still sleeping) argh....what a drag....(picks up phone)

Joker: Hey Ry-

Ryu: (Changes mask's voice into voice mail voice)The number you have dialed, is unavailble. Please do not try again...and there wont be any beep... (hangs up and chages voice back to robotic)

                  ~with Joker~

Joker: =_=# .......(calls back)

                 ~back to Ryu~

Phone rings again*

Ryu: Owh C'MON! Kamui answer the-

Kamui: Snoring*

Ryu: Sigh...nevermind...(answers) WHAT!?

Joker: I knew it was you =_=#

Ryu: Yeah,yeah. Just tell me what you want,(glances at watch) Its 3am right now!

Joker: Two people i know requested some shipments!

Ryu: So?

Joker: Lets do it now! ^^

Ryu: =_=

Joker: Hello?

Ryu: 💢💢💢💢💢you woke me up....in middle of the morning just to...TELL ME THAT!!!!????

Joker: (Covers one of his ears) heheh..^^;

Ryu: Sigh...fine...ill come...just because im awake.

Joker: Sure, see you! (Hangs up)

Ryu: Mmm...(puts down phone) Hey Kamui im going to joker's, kay?

Kamui: mumbles* y-yes mr c-cookie you can surely s-swim in the pool of m-milk...Z Z Z

Ryu: Uhh...okay...(leaves hideout)

                  ~at sky joker~

Ryu: Im here...

Joker: Ryu!!! ( hug tackles Ryu)

Ryu: dodge* hahah miss me XP

Joker: Suddenly pops*

Ryu: Wat da!?

Joker: Tackle hugs from behind*

Ryu: @-@

Joker: Heheh got you!

Ryu: Yeah,yeah now get off

                    ~timeskip~
By shadow cleaning his umbrella
                     (wait wut)

Ryu: Since you already watched naruto, what do you think?

Joker: Hmm......i dunno

Ryu: Falls down anime style*

Joker: Heheh

Ryu: releases hidden blades*

Joker: I-i mean theyre awesome! ^^;

Ryu: Sorry for forcing you...

Joker: Eh!? Why so sudden?

Ryu: Nothing I'll tell you later....

Joker: Uhh.....ok

         ~moving on the next ship~

Joker: Why me and queen!? T^T

Ryu: Yup (secretly jealous)

Joker: B-but 0///0

Ryu: But what?

Joker: Well...queen is my friend and thats all....

Ryu: Well sorry readers if you ship them.

Joker: Who are you talking to?

Ryu: Uhh...no one. Lets ask M on what she thinks. (brings out phone)

Joker: Wait...M!?

Ryu: Yup

M: Meow!

Joker: Gyaaaaaahhhh!!! There's a cat!!! (jumps to the ceiling and hits head)

Ryu: Woah Joker you ok? (checks on joker)

Joker: Y-yeah I'm just gonna take a lil nap.... Z... Z

Ryu: Sweatdrop* so... What brings you here M?

M: Well I heard you say my name so... I'm here.

Ryu: You were stalking me!? 0^0

M: ....Kinda.... Sorta..... Maybe? (๑¯ω¯๑)

Ryu: Hmm...then you must know what I said right?

M: Yup I think they're kawaii~ ^^

Ryu: ...

M: How bout you?

Ryu: Oh, Uhh... G-great idea i-i guess...(rubs back of neck)

M: Someone is jealous~

Ryu: W-wait what!? What do you mean j-jealous? Do you know my gender? 0///0 (not visible since she wears a mask :3)

M: Uhh.. No. But who knows if ur yaoi~

Ryu: No way dude =_=

M: Well I guess that's all?

Ryu: Yeah, maybe..

M: OK then see you guys later!

Ryu: Wait you know the readers?

M: Yup ;)

Fin~ (and joker is still unconscious =_=)

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I have nothing to say... Maybe... AU revior~






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