Levi Boyfriend / Husband Scenarios (Levi X Reader)

When He's Drunk For The Second Time

"I even heard him cursing Hanji for some reason like she done something wrong again"

"Oh no, could be that she told that one explicit titan love story to him? He must've heard worse..."

Geez, what's up with her story? And just how weird or horrible it is in detail?! Agh, I can't help but ask her the next time she's drunk. I mean, I don't mind hearing one weird story from her.

"What's up with the soldiers today, mom? And why do they keep mentioning about Hanji's titan story? And-Oh! Don't tell me her story has skyrocketed throughout the scouting regiment!", said Leon with excitement as his eyes started to sparkle.

"O-Oh, um...", I said as my voice trailed off, "I don't know about that but it's best not for you to hear it. It might be inappropriate for the both of you", I said cautiously and patted their heads.

"Aww, man", both of the twins said at the same time.

I smiled at them and said, "Now now, I'm sure when you grow up, Hanji will tell you soon enough-"

I stopped talking when the mess hall doors were opened like BANG!

When I turned around to see who it is, it's none other than Levi himself and he's wobbling like he's...drunk?!

My eyes blinked a few times and thought, 'What the. Again? I thought he could hold his liquor?!'.

Levi was walking through the mess hall in a somewhat proud way like he wanted to show off his guns or maybe his abs-wait what?

I shook my head and tried to not think about any possibility that Levi, being drunk, might do something unforgettable.

"(Y/N)?", he called out to me and for some reason, he didn't hiccup.

Odd, if he's drunk, then he should be hiccuping by now.

He looked around and then started chuckling when he pointed out one cadet that has a fuzzy haircut.

"Haha, you cadet have an interesting hairdo, ahahaha", he started laughing and almost tumbled while making his entrance, "It actually looks like-Pfft, like a bush! Hahahaha!!!".

Everyone's eyes widen and couldn't help but laugh at his state right now and not to mention, spread weird messages to each other about this situation.

"Oh my gosh, it's actually pretty funny, ahaha"

"Man, I didn't know Levi would describe that kinda hairstyle"

"Is he okay? He doesn't seem like himself. Don't tell me..."

"He's drunk, isn't he?"

"Oh great, aside from Hanji, what does Levi do when he's drunk? A cleaning challenge here in the mess hall?"

"I don't know but what if it's weirder than Hanji's drunk antics?"

To be honest, I don't know what can get weirder than just this. Levi is Levi but when he's drunk, well, it's like he's in another world. 

I sighed and the kids beside me were watching their own father from afar with curiosity.

"Hey, mom. What's up with dad? He...haha...he looks funny", Leon questioned as he laughed slightly from watching him.

"Yeah, he's acting strange...but in a funny way, hehe", said Isabelle as she held her brother's hand.

I looked over to them and before I could answer, my eyes spotted Levi standing on one of the tables and started laughing hysterically while holding a broom on his hand.