Jennie- wASSSS POppppppIN BOiiiiiiiiiiS
Lisa- Jennie where the fuck are you
Rosie- Jennie honey just stay right where you are, your mom is coming to get you
Lisa- hold on where is Jisoo?
Jisoo- THIS IS ISNT A FUCKING DRILL JENNIE IS SWINGING ON A CHANDELIER
Rosie- there she is
Jisoo- oh yeah it was probably a good idea to tell you that me and Jennie went out clubbing
Lisa- well isn't that just great to know
Jisoo- and Jennie is singing on the chandelier now
Rosie- OOooooOoo what's she singing?
Jisoo- Chandelier by Sia
Lisa- HER ASS IS GONNA GO SIA LATER IF SHE DOESNT GET DOWN FROM THAT CHANDELIER
Rosie- since when did you become responsible?
Lisa- Since yo bitch ass joined the group
Jisoo- LISA LANGUAGE!
Lisa- sorry mom
Lisa- anyway GET JENNIFER OFF THE FUCKING CEILING
Jennie- i pUT A WHole bAG oF JELLy beaNS uP My ASSSSSS
Jisoo- SHITTTTTT CODE RED CODE RED CODE RED
Lisa- what's wrong now?
Jisoo- welp long story short she fell off the chandelier
Rosie- I have a question, how the hell was Jennie texting while she was on a chandelier?
Jisoo- that's not the point, the point is we are still at the club and Jennie still has her phone
Rosie- can't you just take Jennies phone off of her
Jisoo- not when she yells at you in 3 different languages
Jennie- JUDY! JUDY JUDY BA BOOTY BANANA FANNA FA FUITY
Lisa- can't you just drag her out of there?
Jisoo- not really and she's ignoring me now
Rosie- why can't you just tell her to leave using text, since that's the only way she actually talking to us
Lisa- GREAT IDEA
Jisoo- Jennie do you want pizza?
Jennie- pUSSYYYY HELL yeAHHHHH
Jisoo- istg I said pizza
Jennie- BAHAahahahAhgaahHAHAHAaha 🤣👊 GOOOD ONE MOM
Jisoo- Jennie do you want something to eat?
Jennie- UGHHGSGSG yeSSSS PUssY I BE EATING THAT SHIT BREAKFAST LUNCH AND DINNER
Jisoo- NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN
Jisoo- it's either pizza or you starve to death
Jennie- HmmHmMmmMh fiNE pIzzA TheN
Jisoo- okay guys the plan is going well, we are almost inside of a taxi
Jennie- CAN I GET UHHHH BONELESS PIZZA?
Lisa- BITCH WHUT PIZZA YOU WANT?
Jennie- LEMME GET IT BONELESS
Jennie- WITH A TWO LITRE COKE
Rosie- why are you saying it like pizza got bones in it
Jennie- I SAID I WANT MY SHIT BONELESS
Rosie- just explain to me how pizza can be boneless
Jennie- IF IT DONT GOT BONES IN IT
Jennie- ITS BONELESS
Jennie- I DONT UNDERSTAND THE PROBLEM JUST MAKE MY SHIT BONELESS
Jennie- DEADASS
Jisoo- never mind you ain't having pizza
Lisa- great idea
The video at the top is DEADASS my favourite vine lmao
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The Hoe Show (Blackpink Crack Chat)
FanfictionA bunch of gays stuck in a group chat
