FNAF Text

15

Starring: Bonnie, Springtrap, Goldie, Shadow Freddy, & Foxy.

Bonnie : Hey Guys!?

Springtrap: What!?

Goldie: This better be good.

Bonnie : I saw a dinosaur in the middle of the night.  (T^T)

Goldie: Uhm, I don't think it was a dinosaur.

Bonnie: Then what could it have been?

Springtrap : It was probably foxy masturbating in the halls again.

Foxy: IT WAS NOT!

Bonnie: Well actually, that's a accurate answer. I could believe that.

Goldie: Me too.

Foxy: I DIDN'T DO THAT LAST NIGHT.

Spring trap : So you did it every other night then?

Foxy: NO

Bonnie: Whyyyyyy tf you lyinnnnnn

Foxy: SHUT THE FUCK UP BONNIE.

Springtrap: Wow, foxy. You sick motherfucker.

Goldie: It's muthafacka.

Springtrap: Oh, shut the hell up.

Foxy: At least I can do it better then you.

Springtrap: THEN WHO???!!!!

Foxy: YOU.

Springtrap: IS THAT A CHALLENGE MOTHERFUCKER.

Goldie:.......... Muthafacker.....

Springtrap: SHUT UP.

Bonnie: XD

Foxy: YEAH IT'S A FUCKING CHALLENGE.

Springtrap: YOUR ON, TINY DICK. IMMA WIN OBVIOUSLY!

Foxy: ALRIGHT, MEET ME IN THE HALLWAYS.

Springtrap:I'M ALREADY THERE FAGGOT!!!!!

Bonnie: Damnnnn.

Shadow Freddy : Uhm.... Guys?

Goldie : Wassup my dude.

Bonnie: Yeah?

Shadow Freddy : Why is Spring and Foxy masturbating outside of the night guards office?

Bonnie: Foxy challenged Spring to a competition.

Goldie: Yeah, and you know that motherfucker never bails from a challenge.

Shadow Freddy: Well. I think they need to stop now.

Goldie: Why?

Shadow Freddy: Just wait.....

Springtrap: Holy shit! Mike's big dumbass came storming out that damn office. XD

Bonnie: Did he kick your ass?

Springtrap: Fuck no. I kicked his ass.

Goldie: Tell us the real story please.

Springtrap: Well actually that motherfucker came out the office with a god damn machine gun so my ass was gone in a flash.

Bonnie: What happened to foxy?

Shadow Freddy: I poked his remains with a stick....... I think he is dead.

Goldie: Wow, really?

Springtrap: Yeah, all I remember was that dickhead being shot up. 

Bonnie: Well it wasn't much of a loss anyway.