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two-bit

Dating him will include:

- expect a lot of sex

- your parents won't like him

- bruh he went up to ur dad and said "sorry for taking your daughter's virginity, it won't happen again"

- never really having serious talks

- you're the only person who can call him Keith

- his little sister loves u

- he likes to do ur makeup and hair

- lazy days include; lazy kisses and lots of hugging and falling asleep together and waking up in each others arms

- when y'all walk together his hand is always on ur butt

- the kind of person who's up for sex anywhere and anytime

- y'all could be making out at the Curtis house and Ponyboy would be in the corner trying to shield himself

- two-bit will try to take your pants off but ur like "um Keith, there's a 14 year old boy watching us"

- two-bit would shrug and say "I don't mind an audience"

- he's a tease

- getting married at like 60 years old even tho y'all have been together since y'all were 18

- two-bit wants a lotta kids so be prepared to push out at least 7 of them

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HappY BIRTHDAY TWO-BIT