Selcouth

The Egotistical King

Way way back , in a far away land .
Lived a king no one could stand .

Himself he adored , everything he wanted he could afford .
He was hated and loathed by the young and the old .

He was a tyrant and wanted to be a god .
He wanted to be praised to be laud .

So he ordered his subjects to have a parade.
The whole kingdom should celebrate ,
How good he is at being great .
He desired a statue with the biggest shade .
And what he wishes he'll get .
The servants were tired and never ate .
They all worked on the sculpture of who they hate .
He punished who wanted to take a breath by death .
So they decide to have the kings head on a plate .
They pushed them selves to build him a bate .
The king was happy they finished not knowing he sealed his fate .

At last the day of his majesty came .
on every sign was written his name .

It was time to see what the servants made.
He stood there speechless and amazed .

Then a servant whistled to the other,
tearing down the ropes of rubber

And all of a sudden the earth started to shake .
The whole statue fell down on the king and all of the kingdom heard every bone in his body break.