royal blood~a kingbury fanfiction

chapter one

Samuel Seabury was a simple man. Well, that's what he called himself anyway. He worked for Amazon, simply delivering parcels and such. He used that word a lot. Simple. He was used to strange deliveries. Twenty copies of the Bible. Sex toys. You know the drill. But, he had never seen anything as strange as this. A long, thin parcel in the shape of a stick. He looked on the side. "Sceptre" It said in cursive writing. Sceptre? Who has the money for that? Samuel shrugged it off. It was most likely a fake for a costume party or something.

But when he arrived at the house he had second thoughts. A giant, mansion like house stood before him.
Well shit. This person really has purchased a sceptre. He looked at the name on the package. "George W. Fredrick" Oh. It struck him that this man was a member of the royal family. A forgotten and left out one, no doubt, but still relatively famous. Samuel walked up to George's door, which was quite an effort as he had a garden and fancy staircase. There was a note on the door.
"Please ring doorbell! I can barely hear you when you do not!"
His house must be pretty large then. Samuel tentatively rang the doorbell. A short, blonde woman answered the door.
"Come in. Prince George insists on having the delivery given in person." Samuel nodded and followed her. They walked through a hallway filled with beautiful artwork and statues.
"oh. and by the way.. if you're into insane, gay and totally weird guys, you're in luck." Before leaving the boy in front of two giant doors. He gulped. Carefully, he pushed open a door. In front of him sat an ornate throne. On the throne, was a man. A very attractive man. A little crazy behind the eyes, but that added to his attractiveness. He had bright blue eyes, ginger hair, (although a powdered wig lay on a table near him) extremely fancy red clothing, knee high white socks and black shoes. He had his legs swung over one arm of the chair and his head resting on the other.
"Oh! Hello! You may enter!" George said, beaming brightly. Samuel stepped into the room. George sat up straight now, with his arms outstretched.
"May I have my parcel please, darling?" The man was giggling. Giggling. This grown ass prince was giggling like a schoolboy about a fucking package. Samuel handed it to him.
"Don't you ever speak?" He blushed.
"Well, I've enjoyed your service. I'll definitely be hoping you deliver to me again! I will be ordering again!" Samuel blushed.

Just as he turned to leave, George said,
"Oh, and you look positively adorable when you blush!" George winked.

Well damn. Samuel was into insane, gay and totally weird guys.

holy shit i made a fanfiction i hope you enjoyed this! i know this is quite a rare ship but still i love it so much

word count, 501 words.