Convos With Loki

Dwarves, Elves, and Kings, Oh My!

ME: LOKI!

LOKI: Yes, Kata?

ME: I have some new friends! Meet Fili, Kili, and Thorin!

FILI: Fili,

KILI: And Kili,

BOTH: At your service!

THORIN: *plops down grumpily* That's King Thorin to you, girl.

LOKI: *defensive* Don't talk to her that way! And you're no more of a king than my toe is a head!

FILI: You probably shouldn't have gone there....

KILI: Really, it's true...

THORIN: Listen You! I am the king under the mountain!

LOKI: Well, I am the rightful King of Asgard! KNEEL BEFORE ME.

THORIN: I am king under the Mountain, no!

LOKI: I am rightful king of Asgard, dwarf!

ARAGORN: *runs in* *backhands Thorin* Hey, you! Show some respect! Imma slap you in the face again if you don't learn! I'm the King of Gondor!

*Arguing ensues, me looking helplessly on*

Thranduil: *walks in* People, people! I know you are arguing over my magesticness, but let me say three things. A, I am King of Mirkwood! B, I am the Party King! C, I am the king of Mirkwood and PAAAAARRRRTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 ARAGORN: Shut up, you're just the elf king.

THORIN: Yeah, you aren't even likeable.

LOKI: Get out, fair mortal.

THRANDUIL: *sniff* LEGOLAS! THEY ARE BEING MEAN TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LEGOLAS: *walks in* WHAT THE HELL YOU GUYS! LOKI I HATE YOU FOR STEALING KATA AND THORIN I HAVE NEVER LIKED YOU. ARAGORN, SERIOUSLY??????

ARAGORN: *looks down ashamed*

LOKI: *looks at me ashamed*

THORIN: *grumpy cat face* meh...

LEGOLAS: Thorin! Your stubborness PISSES me off!

THORIN: Watcha gonna do, pretty boy?

LEGOLAS: Oh, I don't know. How about shoot an arrow through your eye?

THORIN: *squeak* okay... Sorry!

LIV: *walks in* There. Now everybody say sorry.

ARAGORN: …sorry...

LOKI: sorry... to you too Kata

LIV: There. All settled.

ME: Goodbye! I need to seperate these guys before they start talking about treasure...

LOKI:  I have the Casket of Ancient Winters.

THORIN: Well, I got the Arkenstone!

ARAGORN: *mumbles over my hand* hmmm hmm hm

ME: GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!

Hello, my beloved readers! Sorry it took me a while to update! I have been so busy with exams and other crap... Hope you all enjoyed this chapter!