Convos With Loki

An Ugly Cupcake

ME: Oh what a wonderful morning! Just me, a muffin, and the sunshine.

LOKI: *walks in*

ME: *grumble* And Loki…My morning has been officially ruined.

LOKI: *comes over* IS THAT A MUFFIN?! *drooling*

ME: *eyes wide* No…

LOKI: It looks like a muffin.

ME: It’s an ugly cupcake.

LOKI: *squinting*

ME: What, never seen an ugly cupcake? You know, not all cupcakes are created equal!

LOKI: You lie. *snatches muffin* HAHA!!! The muffin is mine!

ME: LOKI!!! GIVE ME BACK MY MUFFIN!!!

LOKI: NEVER!!! *splits into multiple copies, each one holding a muffin and frantically running around*

ME: Muffin? *sits down* *sniffles*

LOKI: *stops running and looks at me* *sighs* Fine. Here’s your muffin back. *hands me muffin*

ME: *jumps up and gives him a big hug* THANK YOU!!!! *skips around kitchen*

LOKI: *face palms* You are soooo weird…

ME: I know! Thank you again!

LOKI: That wasn’t a compliment…

ME: I know, but I always take that sentence as a compliment *:D*

LOKI: *sigh*