Convos With Loki

Loki's in Trouble...

ME: Hoi Everyone! I have a special guest visiting my brain. His name is Loki! He’s very annoying, but he makes up for it with his looks… Anyhoo, *raises imaginary sword and charges forth* ON WITH THE CONVOS!!

ME: *muttering to self as I am writing the intro*

LOKI: Hey! *pauses* I’m not sure whether to be pleased or offended by that last sentence…

ME: You know, it’s very rude to interrupt writers when they’re writing! I am trying to get my point about you across to my readers.

LOKI: So what? I’m a god; I can do whatever I want!

ME: *death glare* WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO CALL YOUR ADOPTIVE FATHER, LOKI LAUFEYSON?

LOKI: *mutter, mutter*

ME: What was that?

LOKI: No ma’am…

ME: Ok then, you can shut up or I can have him take away your pudding for a month. You are supposed to be getting along with mortals and learning about us, not arguing with me!

LOKI: *eyes wide* Shutting up!

ME: Good!