Two Player Game

~Chapter Thirteen~

"Just for you buddy. It does look pretty good on me though."

"He might not have curves, but he's got legs for days." They're the most gay a couple of guys being dudes and not actually being gay together because Jeremy is oblivious.

"Look at 'em." He turns his body in the background so he's laying on the ground and his legs are sticking straight up in the air.

  "dear GOD. Just LOOK. You're getting me so hot right now, Jer." he dramatically fans himself with a hand.  

"Lookin' good Jer."

"Gay."

"Really the correct definition is Pan. But close enough."

"Nah, still gay." He snickers. "Just less gay than some." He points at himself discreetly. Jared can tell he's not out yet and that's okay with him.

"Seriously though, Jeremy, nice ass legs. Christine would be lucky to have them in her life like I do." They both chuckles.

"She's missin' out on the good stuff." He strikes a pose.

"Totally agree here, player two. Are they soft?"

"Soft as can be."

"Jesus. Now I'M getting hot." He laughs. He's joking. Michael laughs too.

"This is better than one of those soft-core pornos that seem to always load up when I open his laptop." Jeremy blushes deep.

"Jeremy, You gotta clean up!"

"Oh this child and his erotic entertainment, let me tell you."

"How about let's not, Mikey."

"Alright Alright." He ruffles Jeremy's hair. "Just messing with you, dude."

"Uhuh."

"So can we meet your boyfriend after you liberate him from his current situation?"

"I mean, why not?"

"Nice. Can we come to your wedding?"

"Only if Jeremy wears a dress." 

"Wait really?"

"Deal. Jeremy, player two, will you accompany me to Jared's wedding in your loveliest of dresses."

"Sure." He gets up and moves to his closet. "Which one looks best?" He laughs.

"How many dresses do you have??" Jared is astonished.

"Uh... Actually, I don't know. How many dresses DO you have, J?"

"Um," He counts them. "Almost ten?" Jared spits out his drink. 

"Care to tell Jared why you have so many?"

"Because I've lost so many damn bets that included me wearing a specific dress. So I just kept them."

"Bingo. Try the green one. Brings out your eyes." He does with a slight blush. He walks back in with it on and looks absolutely amazing. Michael gives a small gasp, a small blush dusting his tan cheeks.

"Jeremy, you're..." He can't say that. He can't tell him that. "...Blushing like a tomato, chill out, it's just me and Jared."

"It just blends in with all the acne doesn't it?" Jared laughs. Michael chuckles a little. 

"I like that it hugs your form at the top and puffs out just a tiny bit at your waist, give you a nice shape. All in all, 11/10, no homo but it's sexy. I'd do you if you were a girl. And it totally brings out your eyes like I said it would. Boom."

"Yes, definitely wear that at my wedding."

"You'll need to get Evan to wear something even more stunning. You both gonna wear suits you think?"

"Probably. Unless Evan wants to wear a dress too then I'll let him wear a dress."

"Eh, I don't see him as a dress guy going off the picture I saw. He'd probably be more comfortable in a suit and pants y'know?"

"Yeah maybe I'll wear a dress. Who knows." The there's a shout from Jeremy's bathroom. 

"Michael! I can't get the dress off!"

"Oh my god, you're useless. Hold on Jared." he gets up and heads in to assist. 

"Dude, just take it off the way you put it on. Or do you need me to come in there and strip you?" He chuckles and sweats a little nervously. 

"Uh... Yeah I need help." Jeremy doesn't think it's weird. Just two friends. Michael swallows hard. 

"Fine, you dork. Is there a zipper or should I just pull it off?"

"Pull it off I think. Do you see a zipper?" He has boxers on, but that's the only thing.

".... No. All right, here we go. Ready for me to put my hands up your skirt?"

"Yep." He's blushing a little himself.

"Oh. Ha. Okay. Really gay, but okay." He has to bend down, but he gets his hands on the inside of the dress, intending to pull it up. Then Jeremy's blush deepens A LOT.

"woAH dude, That's not the dress."

"shIT, SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THAT." He grabs the dress tightly. 

"ha. G-Got it now." He pulls the dress up and over his head with only a little bit of a struggle. But after, their faces end up only being inches apart. Jeremy blushes even more than before. He can't do that. He likes Christine and Michael's not gay anyway. Michael's face is so red. He can't tell if it's because he accidentally touched Jeremy's dick or if it's their close proximity. Jeremy smells like cinnamon, he notes.

"... Okay, well if that's it, I gotta- we can't leave Jared hanging."

"Y-Yeah." He bends down to get his clothes and put them back on before walking back to finish up their conversation with Jared.