Mario Kart

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2Ps when playing Mario Kart

2P!America: *is the one screaming curse words at whoever passes him*

2P!China: *is the one who fucks up a turn so badly he ends up driving in the wrong direction*

2P!England: *is the one who keeps falling off the edges and screaming in anguish*

2P!France: *is so uncaring of his place that halfway through a lap, he'll put his controller down to check his phone and then go back a minute later even when he never even pressed pause*

2P!Russia: *is the one looking like he doesn't give a shit, when on the inside, he's plotting your death for throwing a banana at him*

2P!Italy: *hisses at whoever wins first place*

2P!Germany: *throws controller across the room whenever someone Blue Shell's him*

2P!Japan: *is the one who suggests Rainbow Road thus everyone telling him to get out*

2P!Canada: *is the one trying to figure out how the controls work*

2P!Romano: *is the one who takes forever deciding on a cart and/or character*

2P!Prussia: *is the one who kicks ass in the game but doesn't gloat about it*

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