Gorillaz In a Chatroom

¿Birthday?

*it's big boi mudz birthday!!! since idk how to dedicate on mobile, i'd like to thank preciousanarchy04 for suggesting that I update today!!! much luv to ya dearest.

i'm pretty fucking sick atm so this a/n will be pretty short. basically: graduation, moving, college (lol student loans), grad parties, i made an insta, and of course, sickness.

now, let get this party shut down.*

[Noodle is online]

[2-D is online]

[Russel is online]

Noodle: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MURDOC-SANNNNNNNNNN

2-D: Yeh, happy birthday I guess

Murdoc: D'awwww thanks guys

Russel: Wait-

Russel: How come he gets a hbd and I don't?

Russel: We don't even like him anyway

Murdoc: Oh, were you the one to create one of the biggest bands to ever live in the history of the world????

Admin: wait

Admin: wAIT

Admin: WAIT A MINUTE MR POSTMAN

Admin: IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY

Admin: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BFF ILYSM

Murdoc: WOAH WHO SAID WE WERE FRIENDS?

Murdoc: LET ALONE BEST FRIENDS??

Admin: It's in my bio on twitter, duh

Noodle: She's right

2-D: You follow them on twitter?

Noodle: Hai.

Russel: Y'all some snakes

[Russel feels dejected]

Noodle: I'll go comfort Russel-san

[Noodle is offline]

Murdoc: You're leaving me alone? On my birthday?

2-D: It's not like you'd want to spend it with us anyway

Murdoc: ....

Murdoc: Fair enough

[2-D made his point]

Murdoc: Bah, who needs friends anyways.

Admin: You got me bff.

Murdoc: *weeps silently*

*zooweemama. i'm super sick but i hope you like it!! -ham*