Kinky McKinkerton

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Jay: Cole, Kai put me in jail 🙄
Cole: What the hell
Nya: Ummmm
Kai: jay I'm coming sweetie
Cole: OH HELLLL NO! HES MINE
Jay: 🤔 Who loves me more
Kai: I do!
Cole: I DOO
Kai: Then why is he with me instead of you?
Jay: BECAUSE YOU SAID YOU HAD PUDDING IN HERE AND LOCKED ME UP!
Cole: there goes my babbbbayyy
Jay: Bitch I'm still here, now come get me
Cole: Okay daddy
Nya added Lloyd to chat....
Nya: Lloyd scroll up
Lloyd: Cheating ass-
Jay: YOU MOTHERFUCKER
Cole: WHAT HAPPENED?!
Jay: THERES FIRE EVERYWHERE IN MY CELL
Cole has left the chat...
Zane:Ohh shit
Nya: KAI RUN!!
Zane: RUN BITCH RUNNN
Lloyd: I HAVE TO GO SAVE HIM
Jay: LLOYD N-
Lloyd has left the chat....
Kai: Jay...the keys are in a secret place..only I know where it is
Jay: Bitch please, it's in your porn/sick drawer
Kai: Bish you guessed, WHOA YOU WAS RIGHT 😲
Kai: I have to tell Lloyd I love hhsauajstidaietaktxdgshslgsydyddg
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Nya: Kai is in heaven now for messing with coles daddy
Jay: I'm sorry about your brother
Zane: In the arms of the Angelssss
Wu: Nya lEmmE smAsh
Nya: SENSEI MY BROTHER MIGHT'VE JUST DIED
Wu: nYa look at all my ReD, NyA lemmmmmmmE sMaSH
Nya has left the chat.....
Zane: our family is fucked up
Garmy: Agreed
Jay added Cole to the chat....
Cole: Hey baby let's go home and rock the bed
Jay: Bebe this isn't a private chat
Cole: OH WELL, JUST KNOW IMMA ROCK YO WORLLLLDDD
Jay: Welll then....let's sing Mr.Kinky
Cole: I got a condo in Manhattan, Baby girl what's happening
Jay: You and your ass invited, so go on and get to clapping
Cole: Pop it for a player, pop for me. Go on and drop it for a player, drop it for me.
Jay: I'll rent a beach house in Miami, wake up with no Jamie's. Lobster tail for dinner, Julio serve that scampi
Cole: You got it if you want it, got, got it if you want it.Said you got it if you want it, take my wallet if you want it, now-
Zane: JUMP IN THE CADILLAC
Wu: Girl, let's put some miles on it
Pixal: anything you want
Zane: just to put a smile on it
Cole: you deserve it baby, you deserve alll
Jay: AND IM GONNA GIVE IT TO
YOUUU
Garmy: Cool jewelry be shinning so bright-
Misako: Strawberry champagne on Ice
Zane: Lucky for you that's what I like, that's what like
Pixal: Lucky for you that's what I like, that's what I like
Jay: SEX BY THE FIRE AT NIGHT
Cole: Right now babe?
Kai: IM ALIVE-
Cole: Not for long
Zane: Oh shit not again🤧

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