Aries: *makes Mac-and-Cheese* *burns it*🔥
Taurus: can't stop swearing in front of the kids🗣
Gemini: will not let their kid quit from a sport because they're "part of a team"⚽
Cancer: the parent everyone loves. Has always kids' friends around them💕
Leo: "honey! Where are my keys? I forgot the kids at the mall"😅
Virgo: the parent that physically forces their kids to do homework👊
Libra: "Jane, stop fucking around and leave me alone, I'm tired."😩
Scorpio: the parent who buys the best food, rents the best movies, gives their kids money😎
Sagittarius: goes to yoga everyday. annoys their kids with facts and quotes✒
Capricorn: *kid gets B on their test* "lol loser! I could have done so much better! Suck it!"😝
Aquarius: has a house with a pool. Never uses it🏊
Pisces: "you can smoke... you can drink... you can have sex." "Oh, and be safe"☺
Δεν ξέρω τι να σας πω τζιζας😂 *brain off*😖
*akward silence*
Ναιιι... Χεχ... Εμμ τα λέμε στο επόμενο μπάααι💘 #ρεζιλιι😂
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