When He's Drunk

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Jeff the Killer

"Jeff you were so drunk last night"

"No I wasn't"

"You asked me if I was single and then went into the wardrobe and shouted 'where the fuck is Narnia?'"

"Em...."

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Laughing Jack

"Babe you were so drunk last night"

"I wasn't that drunk"

"Jack you tried to give the door a blowjob..."

"What?"

"Yeah that's what I said..."

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BEN Drowned

"Ben you were so drunk last night"

"C'mon I only had a couple"

"You had your head in the fish tank singing 'just keep swimming' over and over again"

"I TOUCHED WATER?"

"Hm..."

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Ticci Toby

"Babe why wont you talk to me?"

"Toby you were so drunk last night"

"Was I?"

"Yes you were flirting a cop"

"Was she cute?"

"HE was a man"

"Oh shit im sorry babe!"

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Masky

"Masky babe you were so drunk last night"

"Was I even drunk?"

"Yes you picked up my piggy bank and threw it at KiKi while screaming 'ANGRY BIRDS'

"Aw"

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Eyeless Jack

"Babe you were drunk last night"

"How drunk?"

"You came into my room, pulled my covers off and refused to move saying that you would protect my kidneys with your life"

"Aw..."

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Hoodie

"You were so drunk last night Hoodie"

"No I I wasn't"

"You made Masky throw vegetables at you and you kept saying you were the fruit ninja"

"Was I a-any good?"

"Nope..."

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