The 5SOSFAM Guide 4

Savagesos

Dang I decide to take a lil break and 5sos decide to be absolute savages chill

Like someone told Ashton they like him now

And he straight up is like "I wasn't looking for acceptance and you shouldn't be either"

LIKE DANG SON

GIVE THEM THAT LIFE ADVICE AND SLAY THEM

Also Where are they now: 5sos edition is beautiful

Don't ruin orange chicken for Calum

Also somehow Calum came to terms with living with a giant floating fire ball

Okay Calum

also LISTEN TO HARRY STYLES' NEW ALBUM I MEAN I HAVENT YET BUT I HEAR ITS GREAT

Also Happy Mother's Day

Also the HARRY POTTER WAITER CHRONICLES CONTINUE

so we went to lunch earlier than we normally do today so when Tony came in he was like "dang it I came in late and didn't get to seat you guys in my section!" 

So this other non Harry Potter Waiter guy is serving us but Tony comes up and is like

"I should at least get to give you guys bread jeez"

Also he remembers my parents names but not mine which is understandable

BUT HE DIDNT REMEMBER MY SISTERS SO HE JUST CALLED HER SHIRLEY TEMPLE BECAUSE THATS WHAT SHE ALWAYS DRINKS

To be fair we call him Harry Potter so

Yeah