Ashton will be your Burger King
If you'll be his Burger QueenUm I'd like to volunteer as a tribute
But wait
Michael would like to confirm that as romance
How cute how cute
Mashton confirmed?
Lol jk we all know Cashton is super alive
IN IMPORTANT ASHTON NEWS
He passed his written drivers test at the DMV! He's almost to having an American license!
Also, he admits defeat...
HIS PLANT WAS A TOMATO
In important 5sos News
That lame lead singer Luke yeah he's been replaced
The new front woman is Petunia
Yeah they're going for like a Paramore vibe now
In important Kara news
You see those burgers up top?
Yeah?
Those are veggie burgers
THAT I SPENT 2 HOURS MAKING
AFTER I SPENT AN HOUR MAKING EGGPLANT PARMIGANO FOR MY FAMILY
AND IM FREAKING PROUD OF BOTH DISHES
LIKE LOOK AT THAT ART
CANT WAIT TO COOK THEM TOMORROW
Thank you this has been the cooking section on 5sos News
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RandomIt's the fourth addition mates. Are you ready for more updates and sarcasm and possible antics? Me neither.