"No" You stated with a harsh glare towards the god of wine
"Oh please, It's a party! I love parties!" He beamed
"Well, I dont" You reply walking out your shared bedroom in his temple. He followed
"Why not? We MET at a party!" He chuckled.
"Okay, first of all, I needed to attend that party because Im my bestfriend's wing man" You explained
"Second, You were so plastered when we met that you just asked me to write my number on your arm and proceeded to pass out" You continued walking
"And lastly, I dont like parties. I dont like a bunch of drunk, crazy, idiots doing stupid things" You concluded. When you turned around to look at Dionysus, he looked like he was about to cry
"But...Im the god of drunk, crazy, people and parties" He pouted.
"Does that mean...you dont like...ME?"
"Dio, That wasnt what I meant" You sighed
"Then what did you mean? Im the god of wine, insanity, and parties! You just said you hated all three!" He fumed
"Go if you want to! You dont need me there. You dont need some nerd making you look uncool or whatever" You snapped.
"Sorry I never had any good experiences with parties or drunk people" You said, your voice dripping with sarcasm
"(Y/n), I just wanted to go to a party with you so WE could have a good time. So WE could be together, Im sorry if I snapped at you" He stated sincerely.
"...fine...We can go, but if anyone comes on to me or something-"
"If anyone does, I'll turn them into a dolphin" He smirked
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Greek gods one-shots
FantasyNo, these are not the gods in the pjo series. They're just the gods straight outta greek mythology.
