Chapter one: "Hippity Hoppity get the FRICk off mY prOPERty m8!!" said the cranky old man across the street who had happened to be a giant frog. "Go suck a duck!" said the chicken neighbor. A Chinese man walks up to the chicken and says, "I have some right here!" and gives the chicken a bowl of duck blood soup.
Chapter two:
*fart noises*
Chapter three: The chicken takes the heated duck fluids and dumps it on the frogs head. The frog says "what the heCKO GECKO?!?". The Geico gecko shows up and says in a strong Austrailian accent, "Do you know Geico can save you up to 15% on car insurance?", everyone stops and stares. The chicken and the frog hug because who can say "no" to a horribly satisfying commercial? tHey all win except for the starving Chinese man...
ESTÁS LEYENDO
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AcciónI was bored when I started writing this...I am so proud of my work!!! It would mean the world to me if you took a look!
