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Inspired by a post on Reddit a couple of weeks ago, I’ve been sending a stranger a “fun fact” about cats every morning for the last week and a half. When he responds I act like it’s an automated system. It usually goes something like this:
Me: Did you know that all cats are born blind? The ability to see comes within the next couple of weeks.
Him: Stop texting me.
Me: I hope you’re enjoying your subscription to Daily Feline Info*. To unsubscribe reply with “unsubscribe”.
Him: unsubscribe
Me: You’ve got to be kitten me! Are you sure you want to unsubscribe from Daily Feline Info?
Him: yes
Me: Command not recognized.
*Not the name I used but I don’t want this to show up in a search he might do.
I don’t plan on stopping anytime soon.
OK I JUST GOT SOME JOKES SO HERE THEY ARE
YOU ARE READING
lame jokes
HumorI didn't write the jokes and the name of hum wrote them are by the joke. I know there not funny that's why there are called lame jokes. and if you have any lame joke you can send them to if u want. and it does not have to be a lame joke.
