16. way_fairer
Q: Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
A: Because the P is silent.
17. daenasnow
What do you call a Labrador that becomes a magician?
A Labracadabrador!
18. mikey_says
How did Hitler tie his shoesies?
In little nazis :3
19. initialsdrummer
A guy walks into a bar and sees 3 pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. The guy asks, “What’s this about?”
The bartender replies, “Well, if you can jump up and slap the meat, you get free drinks for the rest of the night. If you miss, you pay for everyone’s drinks for the next hour. You wanna do it?”
The guy replies, “Nah, the steaks are too high.”
20. trauma_kmart
A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Not aware that 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet.
The boy now has company. Boy: “Dark in here.” Man: “Yes it is.” Boy: “I have a baseball.” Man: “That’s nice.” Boy: “Want to buy it?” Man: “No, thanks.” Boy: “My dad’s outside.” Man: “OK, how much?” Boy: “£250.”
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom’s lover are in the closet together.
Boy: “Dark in here.” Man: “Yes, it is.” Boy: “I have a baseball glove.” Man: “That’s nice.” Boy: “Want to buy it?” Man: “No, thanks.” Boy: “I’ll tell.” Man: “How much?” Boy: “£750.” Man: “Fine.”
A few days later, the father says to the boy, “Grab your glove. Let’s go outside and toss the baseball!” The boy says, “I can’t. I sold them.” The father asks, “How much did you sell them for?” The son says, “£1,000.” The father says, “That’s terrible to over-charge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”
They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.
The boy says, “Dark in here.” The priest says, “Don’t start that sh*t again.”
21. packos130
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
You park your car, man.
22. StickleyMan
“Knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Europe”
“Europe who?”
“No you’re a poo!”
23. MTGrs
which side of the zebra has the most stripes?
A: — The outside
24. JWilly189
Never trust an atom, they make up everything.
25. ben7xxrd
Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because if they lived by the bay they’d be bagels!
26. trauma_kmart
A woman marries a man and has 10 children. The man dies, so the woman remarries and has 10 more children. The next man dies so the woman remarries again and has ten more children. That man dies so the woman remarries and has 10 more children. The husband dies again and finally the woman dies as well. At the funeral, the priest mutters: “Good god! They’re finally together!’ A man at the funeral asks another man on his left: “Which husband do you think he means? The first, second, or third?” The man on his left says; “I think he means her legs”
BINABASA MO ANG
lame jokes
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