A/N i added a zumba video for those who don't know what it is
-12.28AM-
Thecatsmeow: daiiiichi
Thecatsmeow: did you get a webcam yet
Thecatsmeow: daichi pls
GreatHornedAce: WHOA
GreatHornedAce: HOLYSHIT
GreatHornedAce: OKAY I JUST GOT CAUGHT UP WITH EVERYTHING
GreatHornedAce: THATS FUCKIN AMAZING
Thecatsmeow: bro where were u i missed you
GreatHornedAce: AFTER PRACTICE
AKAASHI INVITED ME TO DINNERThecatsmeow: ohohoh?
GreatHornedAce: AND THEN AFTER DINNER WE WALKED OUT TO THE PARK AND WE TALKED ABOUT STUFF.
GreatHornedAce: I JUST GOT HOME
Thecatsmeow: stuff?? (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
GreatHornedAce: yeah
GreatHornedAce: like about our futures .
GreatHornedAce: stuff.
Thecatsmeow: its been bugging you, hey?
GreatHornedAce: yeah
GreatHornedAce: i just really like what i have going right now. i dont want it to end.
Thecatsmeow: well if you ever need someone to talk to, im right here.
GreatHornedAce: i know :)
GreatHornedAce: youre the best bro ever.
Thecatsmeow: you too <3
Thecatsmeow: so now that we have that put aside,
Thecatsmeow: DAICHI DID U GET A WEBCAM YET
GreatHornedAce: KUROO ITS LIKE 12:30 IN THE MORNING
GreatHornedAce: NOBODYS AWAKE EXCEPT U AND ME BUDDY
USHIJIMA1: I, am also awake
GreatHornedAce: HOLY SHIT USHIJIMA U SCARED ME
USHIJIMA1: Sorry.
Thecatsmeow: ooooh so the great shiratorizawa captain is a creature of the night?
USHIJIMA1: Sometimes.
USHIJIMA1: I just couldn't get myself to fall asleep tonight.
Thecatsmeow: i feel you
USHIJIMA1: How can you feel me?
USHIJIMA1: We are miles away.
GreatHornedAce: OMG
Thecatsmeow: ushijima i love you
USHIJIMA1: I appreciate the love.
Thecatsmeow: <3
USHIJIMA1: <3
GreatHornedAce: SO USHIJIMA
GreatHornedAce: HOWS BEING THE TOP DOG GOING FOR YOU?
USHIJIMA1: If you say "top dog" as in being one of the top volleyball players in the region, then good.
GreatHornedAce: HELL YEAH
Thecatsmeow: do u have lots of fangirls?
USHIJIMA1: I guess so.
GreatHornedAce: UWAH IM SO JEALOUS >o<
USHIJIMA1: They don't know me though.
USHIJIMA1: They just admire me for my abilities.
GreatHornedAce: ITS BC UR A HOT DADDY TOO, USHIJIMA
USHIJIMA1: Thank you.
USHIJIMA1: You are a "hot daddy" as well.
GreatHornedAce: HEY KUROO DID U HEAR THAT
GreatHornedAce: THE FAMOUS USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI JUST CALLED ME A HOT DADDY
Thecatsmeow: FUCK YEAH BRO
GreatHornedAce: ILL TREASURE THIS MOMENT FOREVER
USHIJIMA1: I'm glad to hear that.
Thecatsmeow: well if u have lots of fangirls, whats ur type?
USHIJIMA1: Oh no,
USHIJIMA1: I don't have a type, I
like to think that I'm attracted to people for who they are.GreatHornedAce: AWWWWW
Thecatsmeow: thats so fuckin cute
USHIJIMA1: Besides, I'm in a relationship.
GreatHornedAce: W H AT
Thecatsmeow: holy shit really??
USHIJIMA1: Yes.
GreatHornedAce: WHO
USHIJIMA1: Satori Tendou.
GreatHornedAce: who ?
Thecatsmeow: lmao i have no idea who that is, no offence.
USHIJIMA1: It's okay, it doesn't really matter anyways.
Thecatsmeow: congratulations tho
GreatHornedAce: YOUVE GOT GAME
USHIJIMA1: Thank you.
USHIJIMA1: Are either of you in a relationship?
GreatHornedAce: NO ;(
GreatHornedAce: IM PINING THOUGH
Thecatsmeow: im not.
Thecatsmeow: i dont want to ruin my relationship with them.
USHIJIMA1: I see.
USHIJIMA1: I wish you well
GreatHornedAce: THANKS
Thecatsmeow: u know, youre not a bad guy, ushijima. i dont know what oikawa was talking abt.
USHIJIMA1: I don't know what Oikawa is ever talking about.
GreatHornedAce: TRU THAT
GreatHornedAce: OIKAWA JUST DOESNT KNOW HOW TO HANDLE GOOD MEMES.
USHIJIMA1: Memes?
USHIJIMA1: I like memes.
Thecatsmeow: im
Thecatsmeow: im crying. ur too beautiful, ushijima.
USHIJIMA1: Thank you.
GreatHornedAce: USHIJIMA U LIKE MEMES???
GreatHornedAce: I LIKE MEMES TOO
Thecatsmeow: DO U WANT TO EXCHANGE MEMES???
GreatHornedAce: F U C K. YES.
Thecatsmeow: USHIJIMA DO U WANT TO EXCHANGE MEMES???
USHIJIMA1: I am always promiscuous for some dank memes.
GreatHornedAce: YESSS
Thecatsmeow: I LOVE YALL
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A/N
And the memes were exchanged.
i LOV ushijima. My fuckin dad RIGHT THERE !! ! HES SUCH A GOOD BOY FUCK
Thx for reading <3
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