Dads Anonymous ➭ A Haikyuu!! Chatfic

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-11.43PM-

Babekawa⭐️: okay i FINALLY scrolled through this whole stinking chat,

Babekawa⭐️: AND THERE IS NOT ONE MENTION OF ME????

Babekawa⭐️: there was kuroo and bokuto going "heyheyheyhey" for like a fucking hour,

Babekawa⭐️: BUT NO MENTION OF ME????

Babekawa⭐️: IM SO ANGERY

Thecatsmeow: calm ur tits

Babekawa⭐️: NO. I WONT

Babekawa⭐️: IVE BEEN READING THIS CHAT FOR LIKE TWENTY MINUTES NOW

Babekawa⭐️: AND IM STILL NO CLOSER TO BEING DONE MY MATH HOMEWORK

Babekawa⭐️: F U C K PYTHAGORUS.

Thecatsmeow: whats wrong with math

Babekawa⭐️: ITS STUPID

Babekawa⭐️: AND I DONT UNDERSTAND IT.

Babekawa⭐️: ｡゜(｀Д')゜｡

Thecatsmeow: well maybe i can help u

Thecatsmeow: send a pic of the stuff ur having issues with.

[Babekawa⭐️ sent a photo]

Thecatsmeow: oh hey i know that stuff

Thecatsmeow: lemme help

Babekawa⭐️: REALLY???

Babekawa⭐️: THANK YOU

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Babekawa⭐️: haHA! (◕ヮ◕ヽ)

Babekawa⭐️: pythagorus is no match for me!

Babekawa⭐️: ᕦ(Ò_Óˇ)ᕤ

Thecatsmeow: haha,

Thecatsmeow: very cute faces.

Babekawa⭐️: (✿◠‿◠) why thank you

Babekawa⭐️: also thank u for helping me with my math, kuroo

Babekawa⭐️: i didnt think you were that nice

Thecatsmeow: me?

Thecatsmeow: why oikawa,

Thecatsmeow: *drumroll pls*

GreatHornedAce: HES ALWAYS THIS NICE

Thecatsmeow: FUCK YOU BRO

Thecatsmeow: THAT WAS *MY* MEME.

GreatHornedAce: >:D

Thecatsmeow: U STOLE MY THUNDER

Daichi: Why are you all still awake?

GreatHornedAce: I THINK THE QUESTION IS

GreatHornedAce: WHY ARE Y O U STILL AWAKE, SAWAMURA?

Daichi: I was thinking about my inevitable graduation, and it was haunting me so I couldn't fall asleep.