*Jim started a chat*
*Jim added Mike*
Jim: my office, now
Mike: I'm in class, why?
Jim: I'll arrest you, then
Mike: WHAT IS HAPPENING
Jim: ELEVEN JUST CALLED ME IN TEARS SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT YOU BUT I COULD NOT MAKE OUT WHAT SO GET DOWN HERE BEFORE I DRAG YOU HERE, WHEELER
Mike: I swear I didn't do anything
Jim: where is El right now?
Mike: she should be in Maths with Lexi and Henry
*Jim added Henry*
Jim: I can't get a hold of her and I know you're texting Will
Henry: she went to the nurse's office earlier, said she felt dizzy
Jim: I'M ON MY WAY TO GET HER AND ARREST PEOPLE
Henry: I truly am innocent
Mike: so am I
Jim: I'm not buying it, Wheeler
*Henry left the chat*
Mike: I promise
Jim: that only works on one Hopper and it ain't me, kid
Mike: I'll pretend to have to go to the bathroom to go look for El
Jim: isn't she at the nurse's office?
Mike: the nurse would've called you
Jim: shit
Mike: indeed
Jim: I'm here, come to the principal's office
Mike: copy
Mike: over and out
*Mike left the chat*
*Jim left the chat*
=
*Eleven started a chat*
*Eleven added Jim, Mike*
Mike: EL WHERE ARE YOU
Eleven: home
Jim: WHY DID YOU NOT TELL ANYONE
Eleven: nurse scared me, just left
Jim: are you okay?
Eleven: no, everything hurts
Mike: I'm gonna skip the rest of today, Jim, arrest me
Jim: gladly
Mike: thanks
Jim: on a scale from one to ten (one being getting hit with a balloon and ten being stabbed and set on fire) how much does it hurt, baby girl?
Eleven: 8
Jim: I'm calling an ambulance
Eleven: don't, they don't know about my ability
Jim: who should I call??
Mike: oh...
Eleven: yup
Mike: Hawkins Lab
Jim: no way
Jim: I'm not going back to that hellhole
Eleven: HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Mike: I just felt an earthquake
*Mike added Dustin, Lucas*
Mike: you guys felt that too, right?
Eleven: sorry
Lucas: eleven is secretly a god confirmed
Dustin: "secretly"
Jim: shut up and pay attention to your class
Mike: El, we'll be there in five
Eleven: hurry
Dustin: I'm legit scared rn holy fuck
Mike: Lucas, calm your boyfriend
Lucas: ugh
Dustin: I want that "best boyfriend award" back
Lucas: kidding
Lucas: love you
Dustin: love you too
*Dustin left the chat*
*Lucas left the chat*
Mike: El, how are you? I just felt another earthquake
Mike: El?
Mike: EL?
Mike: WE'LL BE THERE AS SOON AS WE CAN
Mike: I'LL CALL THE LAB
*Mike kicked all*
*Mike left the chat*
Look at me trying to make up a plotline that probably won't make sense
YOU ARE READING
Go ask Hop
FanfictionStranger Things texting bc why not //yes I'm very much aware they didn't have texting back then, I'm just an inspiration-less bitch// also it'll mostly be humor bc sometimes you just need an escape from the "Goodbye Mike."
