*Eleven started a chat*
*Eleven added Will, Mike*
Eleven: HAVE EITHER OF YOU SEEN MY CHARGER
Mike: it's not here
Will: I borrowed it, it's on Jonathan's desk
Eleven: you gotta stop doing that
Eleven: I'm at 1%
Mike: so that's why you hung up on me
Eleven: no I just generally dislike you
Mike: first the breakup joke and now this? What's going on?
Eleven: I don't know, I don't feel good
Mike: I'll bring ice cream and chocolate
Mike: unfortunately we're out of Eggos bc you ate them all last time you were here
Will: Mike, remember she lives here now
Mike: I was on my way to Hop's old house, thanks
Will: really?
Mike: no, don't worry, I'm not that dumb
Will: debatable
Mike: wow thanks
Eleven: thanks, Mike
Mike: no problem, I'll always be here with chocolate and ice cream when you need me
Eleven: promise?
Mike: promise
Will: I'm gonna throw up
*Mike kicked Will*
Mike: that's slightly better
Eleven: stop texting and get over here
Mike: I can ride a bike while texting, don't worry
Eleven: please don't, you could get hurt
Mike: fine, be there in 5
Mike: I love you
Eleven: okay
Eleven: love you too...
*Mike left the chat*
*Eleven left the chat*
=
*Will started a chat*
*Will added Dustin, Lucas, Henry, Alexis*
Will: CODE RED
Dustin: WHICH ONE
Will: TROUBLE IN PARADISE
Lucas: WHICH ONE
Will: MILEVEN
Henry: THEN WE'RE ALL DOOMED
Alexis: time to die
Dustin: WILL WHAT HAPPENED
Will: so you know how El made a breakup joke earlier today?
Lucas: yes...?
Will: she just made a joke about "generally disliking" Mike
Henry: oh no
Will: and she just said she didn't feel too well but just minutes ago she was dancing in her room
Dustin: I have a bad feeling about this
Lucas: ^^
Will: and now he's coming over with chocolate and ice cream
Will: so it might be okay but ????????????
Will: update: they did that "promise?" "promise" thing they do when there's practically no hope
Henry: oh no
Alexis: am dead
Will: I'll listen through the door, Mike just got here
Will: they're whispering
Will: I hear crying
Will: I just flew back a few feet
Dustin: if they break up, I'm gonna cry
Will: she unlocked the door
Will: walked in on them making out, I think we're good
Henry: I just had like five heart attacks
Lucas: do they know what they do to our weak hearts?
Dustin: mouth breathers
Alexis: still dead
Will: NUUUU LEXI COME BACK TO US
Alexis: okay
Will: that was easy
Henry: I'm on my way to yell at Mileven
Will: please tell me you're kidding
Henry: nope
Henry: I'm bringing Lexi
Alexis: apparently
Dustin: we'll be there in 5
Lucas: we're leaving too, apparently
Will: ugh
*Will kicked all*
*Will left the chat*
Tf is this??????????
YOU ARE READING
Go ask Hop
FanfictionStranger Things texting bc why not //yes I'm very much aware they didn't have texting back then, I'm just an inspiration-less bitch// also it'll mostly be humor bc sometimes you just need an escape from the "Goodbye Mike."
