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Since it's been such a long time since I last updated... I decided to put more puns in this chapter😜

#1

I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.

#2

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

#3

A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.

#4

Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.

#5 For those who love math...

Something about subtraction just doesn't add up.

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