Princess (A Dialogue Story) [Completed]

3 . m o a n a

"Hello, princess. How are you this morning?"

"I can't believe it's you again."

"Who else would it be?"

"My friends? My family? My boyfriend?"

"Does your boyfriend know about me?"

"A guy that won't stop calling me. No."

"I've called you twice."

"Do you intend on stopping these calls? At least until I block your number?"

"Nope!"

"I don't think I should talk to you."

"Why not, princess? I am but a simple famer."

"You are a stranger. We have never met. That's how horror movies start."

"I assure you, I am not an axe wielding maniac. We've covered this."

"I'm an idiot. I've already described myself to you. I'm practically digging the grave for you."

"If we met then you could put your nerves at ease."

"You obviously haven't seen any horror movies."

"Of course not. Disney movies are the best."

"I should have seen that coming."

"I promise you that I am too weak to murder everyone."

"Hence the disney movies."

"Princess, you sound grumpy."

"I'm a cynical person. You sound cheery? How?"

"I like to think that everyone should be happy. Why are you cynical?"

"The world made me this way. Reality set in."

"Ooo, bad past. Been there, grown from it."

"Let's not dig into pasts here. Stop calling me."

"I could never desert you like that. You seem to be in a bad mood."

"I'm fine! Drop it, prince!"

"Will she ever stop hanging up on me?"